Supply, Demand, and the Contents of a Small Glass Bottle

Japanese online shops were selling small bottles of yellow liquid described as genuine schoolgirl urine. Around ten euros each. There are three possible explanations. First: it actually is what it claims to be, which requires a supply chain I’d rather not think too hard about. Second: it’s some chemical compound engineered to approximate the smell and appearance of the real thing, which is honestly more disturbing because it implies product development meetings. Third, and most likely: a handful of enterprising Japanese businessmen are filling tiny glass vials while laughing themselves sick and selling them to perverts at an enormous markup.

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