Marcel Winatschek

I Am, Apparently, Princess Bubblegum

BuzzFeed quiz results are inherently ridiculous and I’ve made my peace with that. The Adventure Time character quiz was making the rounds, I took it because of course I did, and I got Princess Bubblegum. Drumroll. You’re super sweet and the smartest character on the show.

I wanted Marceline. Obviously. Marceline is the one with actual depth—the leather jacket, the complicated feelings about her father, the whole tragic backstory. Bubblegum rules a candy kingdom, which is fine. I guess that tracks somehow. I’m choosing not to examine it too closely.