Seven Euros to End Your Social Life

The JQK Mens Sexy Bikini G-string Thong Jock Brief Underwear 3303 Red—that’s its full name, apparently—costs about seven euros and looks like something a man dares another man to wear at a pool party. A red g-string thong that will absolutely make you the center of attention at any beach, pool, or public bath you’re foolish enough to enter wearing it. Whether that attention is the kind you want is a question the product listing does not address. You sexy motherfucker.