Two Minutes of Nothing, Which Is Enough

Every few weeks, Sports Illustrated releases some Kate Upton video from the recent past—she’s talking about how funny a shoot was, or how happy she is to be a successful model, or which magazines were lying around on the kitchen table growing up. Meanwhile she’s bouncing around on a beach. Then it ends. I sit there for a moment wondering if I’m any smarter than I was before I pressed play.

The answer is obviously no. It doesn’t matter at all.