Twenty-Four Studies in the Human Chest

Lessa Millet already gave us the field guide to pubic hairstyles with her illustrated Vaj Hairstylez series—24 drawings sorting every possible state of a shaved, trimmed, or thoroughly untended situation into named categories, delivered with the deadpan confidence of a botanist classifying specimens. Now she’s applied the same methodology to breasts.

The Boob Chart, published on Slutever, maps 24 types across the full range—large and small, firm and pendulous, pointed and round—and gives each one a name. The affection in it is real. This isn’t mockery; it’s taxonomy, and there’s genuine warmth in the attention Millet pays to every variation. The project takes the position that all of them are worth drawing, worth naming, worth knowing.

Some of the names lodge immediately. The Owl. The Cold War. The Robot. These arrive in your head and refuse to leave—you encounter the actual thing and the label surfaces automatically, whether you earned that encounter in person or borrowed it from a screen. My personal favorites are The Slope, The Kisses, and Just the Nipple. But honestly I love them all. I’m a gentleman.

The real achievement is that this functions as both comedy and something like reassurance—evidence that the range is wide and all of it legitimate. Millet did it once with pubic hair and has now done it again with equal precision. At this rate she’ll have the whole body covered within the year, and I intend to read every installment.