The Tutorial You Actually Need Before the Party

Picture it: the cool guy from your high school has inexplicably invited you to his even cooler party, despite the fact that you still collect trading cards and couldn’t tell good rap from garbage if your social standing depended on it—which, at this particular party, it probably does. And then someone asks you to roll.

Suzie Grime has you covered. She shot a tutorial in front of a pink background—naturally—that walks through the whole process with the calm competence of someone who has done this many times and sees no reason to be precious about it. Grind here. Fold there. Lick—carefully, deliberately—somewhere else entirely. The procedure has a rhythm to it, and her video captures that without any of the nervous energy beginners usually bring to the process.

It’s a better tutorial than most things on the internet that call themselves tutorials. No unnecessary detours, no performative personality, just the actual skill broken down into its steps. Go to the party. Roll it yourself. Whatever’s playing on the speakers, you’ll be fine.