Dana, Alix, Skin Diamond, and a Popsicle

Every guy has a catalog of blowjob memories he’d rather forget. The one that was mostly teeth. The confused air-blowing situation. The enthusiastic but deeply misguided attempt that involved more pain than anything else. You don’t say anything at the time because you’re grateful it’s happening at all, but the memory stays with you.

Which is why there’s something genuinely useful about Dana DeArmond, Alix Lynx, and Skin Diamond sitting down with popsicles and demonstrating the mechanics properly. Tongue placement, lip pressure, rhythm, the whole taxonomy. These are professionals. They know things that the rest of the population has had to figure out through trial and error, mostly the latter.

Watch it. Pass it along. Consider it a public service.