Son-Goku’s Other Super Saiyan Form

Every franchise that matters eventually gets a porn parody. Star Wars. Rick & Morty. Sailor Moon. Game of Thrones. The Power Rangers, presumably mid-morph. If you have a favorite series, a favorite game, a favorite film—someone has made a sex version of it and posted it somewhere. This is just how the internet allocates its creative energy.

Which made the absence of a Dragon Ball Z porn parody something of a mystery. The never-ending, globally beloved anime in which the young Son-Goku, the perpetually curious Bulma, and the eternally furious Vegeta fight off an infinite series of dangerous threats from space—with their fists, mostly—seemed like obvious material. Now it has arrived. It’s called Dragon Boob Z, which is an objectively good title, and the plot is exactly what you’d expect: to save the world, our heroes must fuck for their lives. Simple. Thematically consistent with the source material, if you think about it in the right way.

Anyone jerking off to this has problems I’m not qualified to diagnose. But I’d be lying if I said the sheer inevitability of it didn’t make me laugh—the dedication, the commitment to the premise, the fact that somewhere someone sat down and said: yes, this is the project. Goku deserved this. We all did.