Sailor Moon on LSD

I didn’t want to like Fast Heroes Sixty at first. A German anime series? That’s not how these things work. But the show—this chaotic, barely coherent thing about a pizza baker named Pit Block and his friends Croissant and Rino Welka—it’s different. It’s clearly a love letter to 90s anime, maybe a parody, maybe just a tribute to the good old days when anime didn’t care about making sense. When magical schoolgirls in skimpy outfits fighting cosmic evil was enough.

Fast Heroes Sixty takes what would normally be a 30-minute episode and compresses it into minutes. No breathing room, no filler, no boring stretches—just constant chaos. The jokes land every few seconds. Watching it feels like getting hit with a truck full of acid and waking up at your screen. You sit there wondering what the hell you just watched.

Did a fat version of some Sailor Moon character really just eat an old piece of pizza in an uncomfortably homoerotic way? While a sad Pikachu and some sexy magical box fought a rogue android with massive breasts? Yes. That’s the show.

If your brain likes being scrambled and you’re the type to take a shot every time you spot an anime reference, Fast Heroes Sixty is made for you. It plays on Rocket Beans TV, tucked into the end of their gaming show. Season two just started.

And if you’re still skeptical, here’s the thing: Sabine Bohlmann, who voiced Sailor Moon in the German dub, is in it. She plays Croissant, some power-blond character who got mystical powers instead of a tip when she delivered pizza to a monastery. That’s almost poetic.

But if you didn’t get off on Sailor Moon as a teenager, your childhood was incomplete. This show knows that. It takes everything about that 90s anime chaos—the absurdity, the fanservice, the complete lack of logic—and compresses it into pure insanity. Somehow it works.